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!Download E-pub ò Definitely Dead (Sookie Stackhouse, #6) õ Since Louisiana Cocktail Waitress Sookie Stackhouse Has So Few Living Relatives, She Hates To Lose One Even Her Cousin Hadley, Undead Consort Of The Vampire Queen Of Louisiana Hadley S Left Everything She Has To Sookie, But Claiming That Inheritance Has A High Risk Factor Some People Don T Want Her Looking Too Deeply Into Hadley S Past, Or Hadley S Possessions And They Re Prepared To Do Anything In Their Power To Stop Her Whoever It Is, They Re Definitely Dangerous And Sookie S Life Is Definitely On The Line Rating 4.1 of fiveThe Publisher Says As a person with so few living relatives, Louisiana cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse really hated to lose one But she never guessed that it would be her cousin Hadley a consort of the Vampire Queen of New Orleans After all, technically speaking, Hadley was already dead And now, as unexpected heir to Hadley s estate, Sookie discovers the inheritance definitely comes with a risk Someone doesn t want Sookie looking too deeply into Hadley s past or for that matter, Hadley s possessions And they re prepared to do anything in their power to stop her But who The range of suspects runs from the Rogue Weres who reject Sookie as a friend of the Pack to the Vampire Queen herself, who could be working through a particularly vulnerable subject Sookie s first love, Bill.Whoever it is, they re definitely dangerous and Sookie s life is definitely on the line My Review A bump in my rating for this entry in the series because I love Quinn, the weretiger we ve just met in the last book, as Sookie s new suitor Also love the ectoplasmic reconstruction of Hadley s murder So cool.Hadley, Sookie s cousin, dies the True Death and Sookie now needs to what a surprise clean up the loose ends of her worldly estate You just know bad stuff will happen herebad badand of course, it does Sookie s never gonna catch a break Well, there wouldn t be a series if she did, now would there And adding to the revels is the Big Reveal of Sookie s fascination for the supernatural community, which it damn near kills me not to spoiler But I won t Not that there are any Americans left who can read who haven t read these books already.Okay, that s an exaggeration, but these are very much as popular as Twilight thank the gods and its hell spawn It s just an older crowd And, I suspect though I cannot prove this, a gayer crowd There s a degree of identification with Sookie and her relationship problems that most gay guys and lesbians can expect to experience, because there are vocal and crazy passionate groups hatin on Sookie and her friends and lovers simply for existing and being themselves All in the name of what s Good and Right, of course.Hmm Not like I ve ever heard that line of shit aimed at me before.So here we have a series that s made phenomenal success out of showing up hatred and intolerance, demonstrating the futility of trying to reason with the insanely hate filled, and triumphing by refusing to accept anyone else s definition of your essential self.No wonder I, and so many others, keep reading them This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. B 75% More than Satisfactory NotesNew characters are winning and the atmosphere is fun, but the story is too simple and it can t stand on charm alone. This series is one of the most mind numbingly stupid things I ve ever read And believe it or not, I mean that to be a highly complimentary statement Weird, I know Before starting book number six, track down a copy of the short story titled One Word Answer that appears in the anthology Bite Randomly, and I say randomly because it s been sitting in my house for about two years now and since I really don t like anthologies, had very little desire to even crack the cover so I spent the extra 15 minutes reading the ultra short One Word Answer before starting Definitely Dead and saved myself some confusion granted, not major confusion, but enough that had I not read the short story first, I d have been scratching my head Okay, officially they re spoilers, but I m not going to give away whodunnit, so they re probably spoilers lite, mm kay spoilers past this point Here are some important facts The new bartender at Fangtasia is a lesbian vampire Vampire Bill sucks Quinn the weretiger has purple eyes and he s packing heat and I m not talking about a gun Quinn and Sookie engage in a heated session of dry humping, but there is no actual sex Quinn is cool but he s not Eric I m not partial or anything, right Sookie s definitely dead and murdered cousin, Hadley, was a vampire Hadley was also a lesbian vampire The vampire queen of Louisiana was Hadley s lesbian lover Sookie is on her period for most of this novel Obviously this opens up the door for all sorts of strange vampires and supernatural creatures to comment on the ethereal scent of her blood It turns out Sookie has fairy blood Amelia the witch is cool I dig her Okay And now for the most tasteless joke you ll hear all week Q What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire A See you next month I know, it s gross But admit it, you laughed And if you didn t, you probably shouldn t read this book. Ackthese books are so terrible, yet so entertaining I can t stop reading them, even though I m mortified to admit that I like them I was also terribly confused when I started reading this book, and even had to check to make sure that I didn t miss a book in the series somehow Somehow Sookie s cousin, who has been turned into a vampire by her lover, the Queen of Louisiana, is murdered, but all this happens before the book starts, leaving me a bit confused Some random thoughts on my part I like the weretiger Quinn, although every time he calls Sookie, Babe , I gag A lot Amelia the witch is wonderful How can you not like a character who accidently turns her lover Bob into a cat during sexual experimentation Bill the Vampire totally and completely sucks I knew there was a reason I never warmed up to him or even saw any attraction in him Give me Eric s liveliness any day One thing I really enjoyed about this book is when Sookie starts meeting some of the vampires who work for the Queen of Louisiana and how they tell her a bit of their history Saxon twins love it And I enjoyed the part where the Queen tells Sookie all about her past and how she became a vampire The ending was exciting and fast paced, too A fun read.